Happy Holidays from JAWSmovie!

  1. Jaws & Sanra Claus.
    By, Sam Moland.

    Here’s The Story, I want to Teach
    About Santa Claus, and a Sandy Beach
    One Summer Day, at the North Pole..
    Santa went swimming near a North Pole Shoal

    After a While, Santa spotted a Big Dorsal Fin
    He felt Domething Touch His Chubby Ol’ Skin
    At First, He felt Fear, Like Chrissy Watkins Did
    There was No Where WHERE, He Could have Hid

    Then, Santa Remembered The Airtank Explosion
    The White Sandy Beach had suffered Erosion
    He HAD To Think FAST! He HAD to Act NOW!
    He HAD To Do SOMETHING! SOMEWAY! SOMEHOW!

    So, He called on His Cellphone for an Elf to Fly Down
    He Hoped That The Elf Could Swim and Not Drown
    Then, The Elf Picked up the Cardboard Fin & Laughed
    “It’s ONLY a PRANK, Boss!” Then They Swam Back on a Raft!

    MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!!
    )——^——-:]

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