Here’s The Story, I want to Teach
About Santa Claus, and a Sandy Beach
One Summer Day, at the North Pole..
Santa went swimming near a North Pole Shoal
After a While, Santa spotted a Big Dorsal Fin
He felt Domething Touch His Chubby Ol’ Skin
At First, He felt Fear, Like Chrissy Watkins Did
There was No Where WHERE, He Could have Hid
Then, Santa Remembered The Airtank Explosion
The White Sandy Beach had suffered Erosion
He HAD To Think FAST! He HAD to Act NOW!
He HAD To Do SOMETHING! SOMEWAY! SOMEHOW!
So, He called on His Cellphone for an Elf to Fly Down
He Hoped That The Elf Could Swim and Not Drown
Then, The Elf Picked up the Cardboard Fin & Laughed
“It’s ONLY a PRANK, Boss!” Then They Swam Back on a Raft!
JAWS 40th Anniversary on the Big Screen June 21 and June 24
JAWS 40th Anniversary playing cards on Kickstarter
Jaws & Sanra Claus.
By, Sam Moland.
Here’s The Story, I want to Teach
About Santa Claus, and a Sandy Beach
One Summer Day, at the North Pole..
Santa went swimming near a North Pole Shoal
After a While, Santa spotted a Big Dorsal Fin
He felt Domething Touch His Chubby Ol’ Skin
At First, He felt Fear, Like Chrissy Watkins Did
There was No Where WHERE, He Could have Hid
Then, Santa Remembered The Airtank Explosion
The White Sandy Beach had suffered Erosion
He HAD To Think FAST! He HAD to Act NOW!
He HAD To Do SOMETHING! SOMEWAY! SOMEHOW!
So, He called on His Cellphone for an Elf to Fly Down
He Hoped That The Elf Could Swim and Not Drown
Then, The Elf Picked up the Cardboard Fin & Laughed
“It’s ONLY a PRANK, Boss!” Then They Swam Back on a Raft!
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!!
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