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JAWS 5 – Fear in Fresh Water

Check out the pitch for JAWS 5 – Fear in Fresh Water, by Son of a Pitch:

Jaws 5: Fear In Fresh Water from Son of a Pitch on Vimeo.

Trailer for SyFy’s “Swamp Shark”

SyFy presents – “Swamp Shark“! This looks to be a another b-movie remake of JAWS, set in a swamp! It stars the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Kristy Swanson, D.B. Sweeney and Robert Davi. I swear I saw Malachi from Children of the Corn in there as well. We all love JAWS, and cheesy ripoff flicks like this must be seen for their comedic value. Looking forward to the inevitable sequel “Swamp Shark vs. Sharktopus“. Check out the trailer below the poster:

Dinoshark Premieres March 13th on SyFy

Fans of JAWS ripoffs and cheesy SyFy movies won’t want to miss “Dinoshark“, premiering March 13th 9:00/8:00 Central on the SyFy Channel. The “film” stars Eric Balfour (“Six Feet Under”, “24”) and Iva Hasperger and was produced by the legendary Roger Corman. Check out this plot:

A frozen Plesiosaur-shark baby is released as a glacier falls into the sea, and the freed fish grows to epic proportions, heading from Alaska south to Puerto Vallarta Mexico. Dinoshark wreaks havoc on coastal dwellers and meets his match with American Trace McGraw, a pleasure boat captain working in the Mexican resort.

What do you think JAWS fans?  Leave your comments below.

According to Corman, “Dinoshark” will be followed soon after by “Sharktopus” (with Eric Roberts), then “Dinocroc vs Supergator,” and then maybe “Dinoshark vs Sharktopus.” “The chances are 100% that you will get ‘Dinocroc vs Supergator.’ We’re working on that right now,” Corman said. “If people like it, we’ll probably do ‘Dinoshark vs Sharktopus.'” Corman explained that Dinoshark made sense; it is a prehistoric dinoshark whose sperm got trapped in ice. The ice melts after many years and dinoshark attacks. Sharktopus, on the other hand, is a bit more complicated.

He explained: “There are Somali pirates or terrorists operating in local waters in small boats. The Navy has the assignment to wipe out these Somali pirates and/or destroy the boats of these terrorists, but they cannot send in a Navy ship, because that would be a violation of territorial waters.”

“So [fictional company] Blue Water has been given the assignment to create a super-deadly but controllable — through electronic implants in its brain — creature that’s half-shark and half-octopus and can go in the waters where we’re not supposed to be. The creature can use its tentacles to grab the boat and overturn it, and the shark eats the pirates or the terrorists.”

Source: Sci-Fi Wire

Merry Christmas from SantaJAWS!

More fine artwork from Erik Hollander!

You can also get a SantaJAWS Hat:

Star in your own JAWS Spoof! – JOWLS by JibJab

Funny video makers JibJab have created a very funny short parody of JAWS called JOWLS. You can substitute the heads of Brody, Quint, and Hooper with your own photos. Try it out and post yours in the comments below!

National Lampoon’s JAWS 3, People 0 – Script and Review

One of the best things about Pat Jankiewicz’s new book Just When You Thought it Was Safe: A JAWS Companion is that has a reprint of the proposed movie poster for JAWS 3, People 0, the JAWS comedy/parody sequel that never happened.

In 1979, JAWS Producers David Brown and Richard D. Zanuck partnered with National Lampoon of Animal House fame, commissioned a script and signed on as Executive Producers. Joe Dante (Piranha, Gremlins, Innerspace) was to direct.

Matty Simmons, Producer of Animal House and Vacation came up with a story idea and the screenplay was by John Hughes (Vacation, The Breakfast Club, Home Alone) and Tod Carroll. The script involves a shark causing mayhem while a film company tries to shoot “JAWS 3”, and begins with JAWS writer “Peter Benchley” being devoured by a shark in his swimming pool while he is working on the script for “JAWS 3”. All the villains are film execs and the whole thing is very corny. According to Simmons, Steven Spielberg was not happy about the sequel and JAWS 3-D was made instead. Forces of Geek has uploaded the script for all to read at the link below:

The True Tale of National Lampoon’s JAWS 3, PEOPLE 0

Another blogger did a review of the script, and that is available here:

Jaws 3/People 0 – Script Review

Lego JAWS!

This is a pretty fantastic version of JAWS done in Lego, created by Dan Parks:

Part 1

Part 2

JAWS Gets Them All

Another funny JAWS short by Gradius Mojo aka Bowlegged Brody:

If You Watch JAWS Backwards …

“If you watch the movie `Jaws’ backwards, it’s a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach”.

Some pretty funny comments here:

http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/7yxud/if_you_watch_the_movie_jaws_backwards_its_a_movie/?all=true

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