Here’s a bit of a muck stirrer. Combine Jaws elements with elements of another film. Here’s my take.
Apocalypse Jaws: “Amity, shit, I’m still in Amity.” (When Brody wakes up)
Citizen Jaws: Course don’t know what that shark’ll do with it, probably eat it. Saw one eat a Rosebud sled once.
A Street Car Named Bruce: Ellllllennn!!! Ellllennnn!!!!!
Jawsablanca: Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, Quint walks into mine.
Jurrasic Jaws: Back home we got a taxidermy man, he’s gonna shit in his pants when he sees what I brung him!
Dirty Bad Hat Harry: Do you feel lucky, punk? Go ahead and smile you son of a bitch.