Crossbreed Jaws!

[psychocudaModerator]

Here’s a bit of a muck stirrer. Combine Jaws elements with elements of another film. Here’s my take.
Apocalypse Jaws: “Amity, shit, I’m still in Amity.” (When Brody wakes up)
Citizen Jaws: Course don’t know what that shark’ll do with it, probably eat it. Saw one eat a Rosebud sled once.
A Street Car Named Bruce: Ellllllennn!!! Ellllennnn!!!!!
Jawsablanca: Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, Quint walks into mine.
Jurrasic Jaws: Back home we got a taxidermy man, he’s gonna shit in his pants when he sees what I brung him!
Dirty Bad Hat Harry: Do you feel lucky, punk? Go ahead and smile you son of a bitch.

[BenMrk2Member]

[BenMrk2Member]

Jawsfinger – Quint ‘Im Sharks Galore’ , Hooper ‘I must be dreaming’
Jawsliverance – Quint – ‘Squeel like a shark’ Hooper – ‘Squeel’

[GregMember]

Paul, did you make up this idea? As a movie buff, even I think that’s getting a bit extreme.

[AriMember]

Gone With The Jaws – I don’t give a chum.

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