All right, let's say I have this friend named "Sikes" who from time to time gets a little choked up during certain scenes of certain movies. Now I'm not gonna judge the guy and call him a homo, even though he may very well be one, but I thought it'd be interesting to get a list from him and share with you guys which films get his ducts all flowy and maybe get some feedback from y'all in the same vein. I myself do not get choked up at anything, but here is "Sikes"' list...

1. Jaws- the scene when Quint gets eaten
2. What Dreams May Come
3. The Notebook
4. Casablanca
5. The Addiction
6. The Reflecting Skin
7. Lord of the Rings
8. Citizen Kane
9. Ghost
10. Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy

Okay, I will say on "Sikes"' behalf that some of the waterworks occured under the influence of some probably-legal drug, such as booze, but I will also add that I can't figure out any excuse for the breakdown I witnessed during a particular episode of the Brady Bunch during which he was stone cold sober. Same thing goes for Little House on the Prairie and M.A.S.H..

- Smiketopussy