Rant of the day

[KahunaMember]

The news that Tony Blair is set to publish his memoirs for £5m ($10m) fills me with disgust. What a ludcrous price for a book. I for one will be waiting until it comes out in paperback.

[GregMember]

Maybe there will be a Cliffnotes version, LOL.

[KahunaMember]

HORSES!!!

They certainly don’t make horses like they used to. In the olden days of the Wild West, cowboys and indians would gallop along shooting each other and whooping. Now when you see a horse you have to practically stop your car and creep past so as you don’t frighten them. Bring back the old ‘hard’ horses, I say.

[KahunaMember]

Civil liberties!!

I can’t see what all the fuss is over this latest bugging row. Infringing someone’s civil liberties by listening in to a conversation is a small price to pay for public safety and we should thank the security services rather than criticising them. In fact we (US and UK) must all do our bit and remain vigilant if we are to defeat the terrorist menace in our midst. I myself rent out a flat to two pert female student nurses, and I have installed surveillance equipment in the shower in case either of them goes in there to make a rucksack bomb.

[GregMember]

LOL, girls gone wild: English style.

[KahunaMember]

The Zookeeper, Penscynnor Wildlife Park, Neath, South Wales – 1979.

TO THE zookeeper in 1979 who replied “I’ll tell you when you’re older” when I asked him why one of the monkeys stuck its tongue up another one’s arse: I’m 35 now and still waiting for that explanation.

[KahunaMember]

Sir Paul and Heather Mills McCartney!!

I think Sir Paul McCartney should try to put his current predicament into perspective. In olden days, if you were unfortunate enough to be robbed by an omniped, it would almost certainly be a pirate. At least he’s going to come out of this alive.

[KahunaMember]

On the Nivea advert, Jane Fonda says she’s 68 and she’s never felt better. That’s as may be, but for my money she looked a lot better in Barbarella.

[GregMember]

quote: [quote]she’s 68 and she’s never felt better[/quote]

Emphasis probably on ‘felt.’

[KahunaMember]

Did anyone else feel that Mel Gibson’s remake of the classic Life of Brian wasn’t anywhere near as funny as the original?

[KahunaMember]

I've just read that The Queen of England receives on average three turds in the post a week.

Ok, so who the hell is sending the other two?

[Jakelshark93Member]

[quote]Did anyone else feel that Mel Gibson's remake of the classic Life of Brian wasn't anywhere near as funny as the original? [/quote]

I lol'd

[BenMrk2Member]

Some Tiger Woods jokes to lift the Mood :-

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron

[You Only Shag TriceMember]

Stupid "steal-and-throw away" bicycle thiefs >:(

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