August 6, 2008 at 6:16 am #8121
The news that Tony Blair is set to publish his memoirs for Â£5m ($10m) fills me with disgust. What a ludcrous price for a book. I for one will be waiting until it comes out in paperback.August 7, 2008 at 12:32 am #8122
Maybe there will be a Cliffnotes version, LOL.August 7, 2008 at 8:21 am #8123
They certainly don’t make horses like they used to. In the olden days of the Wild West, cowboys and indians would gallop along shooting each other and whooping. Now when you see a horse you have to practically stop your car and creep past so as you don’t frighten them. Bring back the old ‘hard’ horses, I say.August 8, 2008 at 7:10 am #8124
I can’t see what all the fuss is over this latest bugging row. Infringing someone’s civil liberties by listening in to a conversation is a small price to pay for public safety and we should thank the security services rather than criticising them. In fact we (US and UK) must all do our bit and remain vigilant if we are to defeat the terrorist menace in our midst. I myself rent out a flat to two pert female student nurses, and I have installed surveillance equipment in the shower in case either of them goes in there to make a rucksack bomb.August 9, 2008 at 7:44 pm #8125
LOL, girls gone wild: English style.August 11, 2008 at 2:33 am #8126
The Zookeeper, Penscynnor Wildlife Park, Neath, South Wales – 1979.
TO THE zookeeper in 1979 who replied “I’ll tell you when you’re older” when I asked him why one of the monkeys stuck its tongue up another one’s arse: I’m 35 now and still waiting for that explanation.August 13, 2008 at 6:29 am #8127
Sir Paul and Heather Mills McCartney!!
I think Sir Paul McCartney should try to put his current predicament into perspective. In olden days, if you were unfortunate enough to be robbed by an omniped, it would almost certainly be a pirate. At least he’s going to come out of this alive.September 1, 2008 at 6:52 am #8128
On the Nivea advert, Jane Fonda says she’s 68 and she’s never felt better. That’s as may be, but for my money she looked a lot better in Barbarella.September 4, 2008 at 8:37 pm #8129
quote: [quote]she’s 68 and she’s never felt better[/quote]
Emphasis probably on ‘felt.’September 26, 2008 at 8:41 am #8130
Did anyone else feel that Mel Gibson’s remake of the classic Life of Brian wasn’t anywhere near as funny as the original?December 4, 2009 at 8:00 am #8131
I've just read that The Queen of England receives on average three turds in the post a week.
Ok, so who the hell is sending the other two?December 4, 2009 at 6:04 pm #8132
[quote]Did anyone else feel that Mel Gibson's remake of the classic Life of Brian wasn't anywhere near as funny as the original? [/quote]
I lol'dDecember 8, 2009 at 6:46 am #8133
Some Tiger Woods jokes to lift the Mood :-
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldnâ€™t decide between a wood and an ironJune 11, 2010 at 4:22 pm #8134
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Stupid "steal-and-throw away" bicycle thiefs >:(
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