Appologies, but I need to vent.

1. People who walk on their toes.

2. People who pull off reeeeaaaaaly slow at traffic lights.

3. People who stand at the very front of baggage retrieval system, with entire entourage of kids and grandparents smelling of piss. All the old people do is say “there’s our bag... Oh, it’s somebody else’s”.

4. Food packets that say “per serving”. Bought a snack pack of M&M’s yesterday and it was 110g. It says per serving was 45g. WTF? I mean, who buys a small pack and says “I’ll just eat 41% of this pack”. I demand to know the calories etc for the entire pack.

5. People who say “ah, but the heat in Spain is different to here (UK)”.. That’s probably because when you’re in Spain you’re probably in shorts, under a sun lounger by the pool, drinking a San Miguel you f**k spanner.

6. People who say “ah, but they get snow in Finland and life goes on. Over here (UK) everybody panics”.. That’s because in Finland it snows from October to May and they’re used to it and have snow tyres etc. Over here it snows for maybe 2 days a year!! Riles me to hell this.

7. People who type in “txt spk”. Look, you’re not a 14 year old girl who’s just discovered her panty hamster. Grow up, or I’m going to give you a punch. LOL

8. When going food shopping and the clown in front just stops with their trolley, blocking the isle.

9. Blokes in the gym who put silly weights on the machines and move the weight about an inch.

10. Crap Maori tattoos on pasty, flabby blokes.

11. People who call tattoos "Body Art". Tossers. Same people who say "I'm getting ink done". This is Wales, you quim wipe, not Miami Ink.