We’ve all done it. If you’re on this website I’m sure you’ve used the “we’re gonna need a bigger boat” quote to describe an insurmountable problem (© Roy Schneider).

But the other day I managed to get a Star Wars line in I never thought possible.

There’s this a huge ant nest outside the office in work and I’m standing there chatting to a few colleagues, when another comes along and pours a kettle boiling hot water on them. I respond with “it’s as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened”.. Did they get it? Did they hell as like. They just looked at me as if I walked in their house on Christmas Day and pissed on their kids.

I still laughed.