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JAWED Comic : Page 5

Peter Nielsen, an artist and JAWS fan from Denmark, created a JAWS Parody comic called JAWED. Here’s page 5 of his comic:

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Mr. JAWS by Dickie Goodman

Mr. JAWS

By Dickie Goodman

Dickie Goodman was a creator of novelty records and is considered a pioneer in sampling with his series of “break-in” records beginning with The Flying Saucer in 1956.

In 1975, Goodman peaked at #4 on the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart with “Mr. Jaws,” a break-in record in which he interviews several characters from JAWS. The record became Goodman’s biggest-selling hit record.

Sound clip from Mr. JAWS

Mr. JAWS Sound Clip (227K)

Mr. JAWS contains samples from the following songs:

  • “Theme from Jaws” by John Williams
  • “Dynomite” by Bazuka featuring Tony Camillo
  • “Please Mr. Please” by Olivia Newton-John
  • “How Sweet It Is” by James Taylor
  • “Why Can’t We Be Friends?” by War
  • “Get Down Tonight” by K.C. and the Sunshine Band
  • “The Hustle” by Van McCoy
  • “Love Will Keep Us Together” by The Captain and Tennille
  • “Rhinestone Cowboy” by Glen Campbell
  • “One of These Nights” by The Eagles
  • “Jive Talkin'” by The Bee Gees
  • “I’m Not In Love” by 10cc
  • “Midnight Blue” by Melissa Manchester

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Mr. JAWS Song Lyrics:

We are here on the beach where a giant shark has just eaten a girl swimmer!
Well Mr. Jaws, how was it?

“Dynomite!”

And what did she say when you grabbed her?

“Please, Mr. Please.”

I know sharks are stupid, but what did you think when you took that first bite?

“How sweet it is.”

Mr. Jaws, before you swim out to sea, have you anything else to say?

“Why can’t we be friends, why can’t we be friends?”

With me now is the local sheriff.
Sheriff Brody, the shark will be back for lunch. What do you intend to do?

“Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight!”

Just arriving is oceanographer Matt Hooper.
Sir, if someone is attacked by a shark, what should they do?

“Do the hustle”

We are going aboard the fishing boat of Captain Quint.
Captain, will you be able to catch this giant shark?

“I will!” “I will!” “I will!” (Thank you, captain.) “I will!” (Captain?) “I will!” (Captain!)
“I will!” (Captain!)

When you catch one of these sharks, what do you feel like?

“Like a Rhinestone Cowboy.”

We’ve just sighted the shark again. He’s coming straight for us!
Captain Quint is shouting something at him!

“Get you baby one of these nights!”

Hey Jaws, the captain says he’s going to catch you! What do you think of that?

“Jive talkin’!”

Uh-oh, here he comes again! (Gun shots) They’ve hit him!
Mr. Jaws, why doesn’t anything seem to hurt you?

“Big boys don’t cry, big boys don’t cry.”

He’s coming right onto the boat! Mr. Jaws, why are you grabbing my hand?

“Wouldn’t you give your hand to a friend?”

No wait! Mr. Jaws! That’s not the way this record is supposed to end! Help! Help!
(Drowning noises, Theme from “Jaws”)

Mr. JAWS on YouTube – Full Version with Clips from JAWS:

JAWED Comic : Page 12

Peter Nielsen, an artist and JAWS fan from Denmark, created a JAWS Parody comic called JAWED. Here’s page 12 of his comic:

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Unseen JAWS : Hooper and Ellen

Eddie McCormack, webmaster of JAWSmoviearchives.com created this great “Unseen JAWS” strip a while back. Check it out, and visit Eddie’s site!

Jaws Sketch, Parody, and Snow Sculpture

by Dave S.

Dave made a sketch of Brody and Quint; it’s the scene where Quint yells to Hooper, “Hooper you idiot, starboard ain’t you watchin it?!”

Dave made a JAWS shark snow sculpture, too.

Dave made an animated takeoff on JAWS in 1983. He called it “Jawed” and the shark is made of plasticine and the boat out of cardboard.

Jaws Drawing and All That JAWS Parody

by James-Michael Roddy

Michael contributed a drawing he made to celebrate the 20th anniversary of JAWS, as well as a still from the JAWS parody he made, “All That JAWS”. Prints are available of his drawing, as well as video copies of “All That JAWS”. James-Michael is the one in the middle, playing “Squint”!

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